Monday, April 16, 2007

House Rules

We had family home evening tonight. Owing to some of the events of the day in our home (which perhaps it'd be better if history mostly forgot), Michelle gave an impromptu lesson on "rules". She'd hoped to have us collaboratively agree to a "No yelling" rule. Once Jared learned what a rule is, though, he sponanteously suggested several of his own:

  • Don't kick the lamp
  • Don't kick the clock
  • Don't kick the computer
  • Don't kick the walls
  • Don't kick the couch
  • Go on the potty
  • Don't pee on the floor (this had been suggested previously)
  • Don't hit, except for the mean, mean pirates
  • Don't throw the big TV

Our home feels much safer now.

1 comment:

Jamin LeFave said...

Out of the mouths of babes. This definitely made for a good laugh.